The room telephone make you get up to urinate!!!Don't think that I don't to come outHum!!!!!!!
A spool of joke brocade gathers an ultimate end joke of chapter 1502 and is discovered after wetting the bed
1, [close feather]:A nighttime enemy's soldier strikes, the pass feather started to climb to ride a horse to go out to meet challenge to battle from the bed, and the dint cuts enemy's soldier to get China male to see Zhang Fei touching his bedding saying after coming back:"Two elder brother good artistic skill, this wets still!"(From now on close a feather face drive abashed red.)
2, [the Cao hold]:The bed sheet using to once wet will fold the person of quilt for him to live to strangle to death in the morning, way:"Rather make me take a world person, don't let world the person is negative I!"
3, [Zhuge Liang]:The Yu that sees a week in the morning stands to see before the bed at him and frightened to disgrace, the favour walks over there and uses fan a crazy, then on turning, eye pupil's tiny smile way:"Week general, this is a battle grass diagram but with, Yangtze River takes north as Cao to hold, Yangtze River takes south as Sun Quan"
4, [Liu Bei]:After getting up, discover to wet the bed, just many will again all in the bedside, favour the Ye lead the bed sheet Wu live his/her own face, then wail aloud to weep aloud a way:"Many generals day and night work hard at chores, having the heart cant not bear to ah"!Be crying and wringing dry bed sheet.
Water Hu person
1, [kitchen garden sub- Zhang Qing]:Say to Sun Er Niang:"Wife, you make my bed sheet where went to"??Sun Er Niang silently track:"You this bed sheets all urine deeply, I go toward Ning in the wine jar to it one Ning"!
2, [in time rain Sung river]:Use to collapse military tactics, be public side, quickly cover with the bed sheet once wetting in the body, put one silly smile, let the other people think that they are bedlamites.
3, [go Wu Song]:Wu Er Lang's being a person is open and aboveboard and directly stick the bed sheet to the wall and write "urine Kang, beat a tiger Wu Song is also"!
4, [profligate monk Lu the Zhi is deep]:Wet Kang when the vegetables garden takes a nap for the sake of showing consideration for own face, have to weave lie, to public say:"This isn't what my bird wets, is this bird on the willow wets"!Finish saying to pour to pull out weeping willow.
Gold common man thing
1, [the east don't hurt]:Allow me to go to take a bed sheet, cast covetous eyes on of looking at east not to hurt, ask:"I the word of this sunflower treasure Dian how Be getting more misty"?
The east doesn't hurt to draw a deep sigh a way:"**!And then his mama wet, I really didn't fight to excel ah"!Flick sword in a pet go to it.
2, [sun gram in Europe]:Discover bedding in the morning the inside is cool, know that oneself wet Kang and saw sun Feng in Europe just wait it to do exercises in gymnastics in the bedside, ashamed bedding, consumed half, the hour heart livings a to account and shouts loudly:"Uncle, sees me this recruiting whether toad achievement is standard" says to turn over a body to get up, the arms and legs hits the ground and presses quilt under the body.
3, [the segment praise]:Wet Kang elephant at the midnight fountain, the Xiao Feng is waked up with a start a way:"Three younger brothers, you are very doing"?The segment fame favour explains:"The eldest brother has no matter son, I at do six vein absolute being sword"!
4, [D spring autumn]:Discover that a group of pupils are stood while getting up bed before, raise he last night ascend once wet of bed sheet, beat drums and gongs of shout:"Constellation old fairy, the power is limitless, urine Kang level, like the sun at high noon"!
5, [destroy completely teacher too]:First the Wei forces and lures by money offers again.First to the Zhi in week if say:"You swear for me, can not make me in the evening business son of drawing the map to tell piece to don't hate, otherwise, in the future living out a kid male of the generation is a Nu, the female's generation is a bawdry"!Then send ring in the Zhang door to the Zhi in week if be a fee.
The saint Dou private's person
1, [** the sand add]:Smelt smell bedding with the nose while getting up, frightened to disgrace, see one Hui, purple dragon, the etc. person has already intruded into in a sudden**temple, quickly use to watch the house to extremely live "six transmigration of souls"s, give° several facial features functions of first to discard!!
2, [level the card is wonderful]:Is excrescent dispassion, secretly use "absolute zero", give° the urine on the cotton quilt jelly last!!Then"diamond star dust" knock the ice-cubes ground.
3, [snake man a kind of insect Er pull]:"Mess, the bed sheet was seen by the star Shi, " a record "generate electricity evil snake" to chase bed sheet Nao of pulpy, then rush toward star Shi bosom, cry a way:"Our female saint Dou arrowy bed sheet if was seen by the man, the Yao killed him, the Yao falls in love with him"!
4, [Aries Mr. Mu]:Thought to use at first"crystal wall" go into the saint Dou private of temple and separates the finished great luck is at the outside, regrettable of is mistake bed sheet for wall to support.
5, [Long Zuo Zi's dragon in the sky]:Is embarrassed beyond words, soft-voiced way:"Teacher, sorry, I didn't control again"!!Kid's tiger sighed tone:"Is alas, purple dragon, still can't live to learn to live to use, you can let the big waterfalls of Lu mountain flow back, is what can not let urine to flow back"!!
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 1503 《hero 》 story to lately weave
Chapter 1 how near Wang Shi's step
Big Mo, Huang Sha, cavalry
Bind a wagon billowing go forward
Inside the car, the black dress person sits upright and puts three wood boxes before the body.
He calls to have no mutually, big Meng county of Qin Guo Lang a very small transportation Gang is graceful to grow.If the person has no mutually, then cans with concentration direct transportation;Hence he spends ten years and do a kind of transportation stick method.Qin Wang summons this time, only because he does an important event.
Big palace on
Qin Wang:Brave man, He Ming, ?
Have no mutually:The minister has no mutually!
Qin Wang is upset:This is clear is the monk's name, lead again for 300 years, then the Buddhism can stream into me to win soil, brave man dare be amuse a few person to wear?
Have no mutually:Big Wang Sheng Ming, the minister originally has delicate looks and is actually the head of ten big outstanding youths in Guangdong province in those early years, oversea Yi person callme"Romeo";Only because this story requests minister vision stagnant, the facial expression is stiff, so get"have no mutually".
Qin Wang:Just, this box of in bowel empty absolute being gun, rank the first in composing weapon, the example not and falsely delivers;Once shot 1 in those early years, offended our army machine important precincts five Cape big palace, ruined its dime, it made five capes hexangular.Do you why break him?
Chess building
The bowel is empty with the old to Yi
Bowel the empty Nian rise a pawn, the positive desire puts 3 three roads at the chessboard up
Pa, a drop of rain falls in and wet chess paper
The bowel is empty:Qin declares superpower, reside the head of flourishing nation, how an old-age activity centers all make not good?The roof leaked!!
The old:The brave man doesn't anger, this house actually has no a cover.Made "evening engineering" in those early years, we a few old headmans all got center to retire to enjoy life.Tossed about for several years, this house had already done not also cover to know that where money all uses to go to well and not.
The bowel is empty:Everyone doesn't come be.
The old:Talk what easy?I wait totally 7 people, the big law of the land makes, an all not the ability is little!
Have no mutually and up
Have no mutually:The bowel is empty, you is the chief culprit that the big king lists as wanted, and I am to take you to bring to the court for prosecution!
The bowel is empty:Who of the future?
Have no mutually:The wolf Meng county transportation Gang station is mutually long, have no!
The bowel is empty:We since already conspire good, why not and early come?Is all empty now inside my bowel, is going to have lunch.
Have no mutually:Small voice point, say good want this Qin's temple seven bad old man in fronts play a drama of, finished to invite you to eat a bottle gourd head to go.
The bowel is empty:Ok begins
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(Draw an outside sound):Before now a night, minister once view beautiful benefit hard big slice of 《black guest's empire 》 , with that day, fancied in the minister heart, with black guest's recruit type with one action defeated bowel empty!
Big palace
Qin Wang:……The Ji inside murmur of, listen to not realistic.Come, wear brave man to come forward, be apart from few person's 20 to talk
Have no to mutually come forward
Have no mutually:Minister since putting out bowel is empty, a star the night rush through into Zhao Guo to face city book building and go to the meeting a short while cocoon, fly Xue
Qin Wang:Cocoon, fly Xue 2 people to have been cooperating to assassinate.Three year agos, once bumped shot with a the type"the sky outside flew fairy" I big double tower palace in trade center of market Qin, 3,000 armors, unexpectedly can not block!Shoot for twice, city Mao double the tower Be ruined to once!!Make few person this big palace inside cat the dogs all rush through cleanly, very lonesome
Have no mutually:Cocoon, fly Xue 2 people in really lovers, cocoon sword method the Wu get and go to book building by minister from the calligraphy,Beats By Dr Dre Studio, have a look the book of cocoon
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