The person covers nostrils and explains then that your lung capacity is good;If someone covers nostrils, you then should quickly escape the spot, and at unmanned of place, make use of an above method to hold firmly to practice lung capacity.
3, neighbor the amity degree test:Please 4:00 A.M. is positive, open all windows, adjust into the stereo set to wait a volume and with the karaoke, use to shout oneslef hoarse of sing a method to sing on stage to 《very poor 》 .If neighbor didn't badly respond, then neighbor amity degree is 100;If hear echos like"nerve, abnormal condition and dog day of",etc, then neighbor amity degree is 50;If hear from far to 110 near, then need a quick close stereo set, drill into bedding,Beats By Dr Dre Solo, and can depend on this judgment, you with the neighbor's amity degree is 0.
4, the ego magic power test:Please in the prosperous street, loudly yell three times:I am a single!If more than five men come inquiry, then your magic power is 100;If there are more than five men carrying on a derision to you, the magic power that then explains you is 50;Ask about such as no man, suggest then that you had better reduce to go out to appear of number of times.
5, the skin flexibility test:Please put a flea on the skin, in the flea after springing up, measure the height that it jumps, carry on a statistics every day.If the flea springs up of when the height present to pursue a sky to pass to increase then explain your skin flexibility good;If when the height springing up presents to pursue a sky to gradually decrease then explain your skin flexibility is worse;If the flea fell dead and explained then that your skin has no flexibility.
6, judgment egg fresh method:Please put the egg that need to be judged in the bosom, anyway don't let the temperature of the egg's surface be lower than 30 Celsius degrees.After 15 days, have already spread a chick such as the egg, then explain the egg to is a fresh;Such as don't spread a chick, then explained the egg to is stale;Such as the egg broken up, please eat it.
7, the lazy ego test:Please before going to bed, a time of pure water that drink the next ten liter.On the second day in morning, if discover there is no water stains on the bed Ru, then explain you very diligent;If there are less than three water stainses, then explain you general diligence;If there are more than three water stainses, explain then that you are very lazy.
8, the tooth strength test:Please use the arm that your tooth bites at your boyfriend or husband, and make an effort gradually, when your boyfriend or the husband sends out to yell, quickly measure instrument to measure the decibel that it yells with the noise.BE higher than 100 decibels such as the measured value, then explain your tooth strength 100;Such as measured value between 50-80, then explain your tooth strength to 50;If measured value is 0, please take your boyfriend or husband to check its pain feeling nerve at the hospital.
9, the sexual appetite test:Stretch the palm into male friend private parts, lightly rub a lane, if a minute inside from have already felt wit and humour being full of life, explaining sexual appetite to is good;If three cents inside just have a felling, elucidation sexual appetite general;If pretty much haven't felt, then explain from is already personality apathy;If just a run into**four shoot, explained that you should take a tranquilizer.
10, excrete a function test:Please greatly respectful in of, take 2 open 32 versions local the newspaper is 1 set.When you see 1/3 of finishing the newspaper, the completion eases bowels and then excrete function good;When you see the half contents of finishing the newspaper, completion ease bowels, then you excrete function general;When you turn over all contentses of newspaper to reply the ground saw 3 times and suggested that you re- judge if there is the desire to ease bowels or not while returning not yet finished to ease bowels.
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 3666 Saddam and Bush to madrigal
1, Saddam:(Loose flower river up)
My house, in the bottom space Si river up,
There is forest oilfield,
Still have that the wild soybean Gao Liang.
My house, in the bottom space Si river up,
I have there of compatriot,
Still have us kid his Niang in house.
……
Which year, which month,
Just can return to my that lovely home town?
Which year, which month,
Just can take back that endless treasure to hide?
Kid his Niang, his Niang,
When,
Just can have a happy reunion 1?!
2, Bush:(Often go home and see)
Seek some son spare time, seek some childhood years,
Get a kid, go home and see quickly.
Take black generation, take a database match,
Accompany a lover, go home and see quickly.
The British army prepared some gun sons,
The American solider attended to needs a heap of shell.
Annoyance of the life said to Anna,
The affair of work discusses to the Pu gold.
Go home and see quickly, go home and see,
Which afraid add to you a pair of chopsticks to add a bowl for you.
Bush not diagram you for the country the house do to much and greatly contribute,
The grasping you isn't easy diagram round and round circle circle.
3, Saddam:(Good brave fellow song)
The big river flows toward the east,
The tank of the United States three Big dippers.
Cough three Big dippers,
Is more and more have no head;
Say to walk we walk,
You walk he walks I also walk.
Cough me to also walk,
The person goes to building empty don't turn head.
4, Bush:(You are in the other place O.K.?)
You are in the other place O.K.?Can the quilt play to beat blind double of eyes,
You are in the other place O.K.?Whether once thought repentance is salvation;
Your that dissimilarity again acquaint with of smiling face, elaborate to the me but 1 kind,
Hold your photograph in the hand, I really feel you really and shake far!
5, Saddam:(Loving price)
Leave, leave, the person always needs to learn he or she to grow up,
Leave, leave, the life unavoidably experiences a pain flounder.
Leave, leave, is oneself to seek a house again,
Also once sad shed tears, also once gloomy and heart-broken this is the petrolic price.
Probably I occasionally still keep missing him, occasionally still unavoidably remember him,
Took him for old bastard, also make me love, also make me frightened.
6, Bush:(Star language wish)
I want to control myself, can't let who see me worried.
Set up for Mo to is careless of you, don't wish to think of you, strange oneself has no courage.
Deplore greatly can not breathe, can not find the trace that you leave.
Helplessly follow you closely, but incapable is dint, allow the end that you disappear in the world.
Can not find strong reason, could not feel your gentleness any further,
Tell me which head you are, there whether have an end.
Let me know where you are to the meteor Xu Ge's wish!
7, Saddam:(The third day)
The third day after you appeared, I changed to march of route,
Don't want that meeting you again is face to face, the interleave comes and goes for an instant.
On the third day that you discover me, I have already got you to send my bomb,
You still think that the things of the past repeats and just changes time.
8, Bush:(Still have you at least)
I am too late afraid, I want to catch you, until the crease that feels you there is the trace of years.
Until affirming you is true, until you lose energy, for the sake of you, I would like to.
Moving cans not move, either and also wants to hold tight you.Until the beard that feels you there is the trace of white snow.
Until your view becomes misty, until you can not breathe and let us polish off you.
9, Saddam:(Pawn)
Want to come out the realm that you control, but walk into the war situation that you arrange.
I have no strongly take precautions against, also have no back route can back.
Want to escape the trap that you deploy, but sank into another predicament.
I didn't decide the courage of gain or loss as well as succeed in escaping of good luck.
I am like a chess, enter to back to can be decided by you.
10, Bush:(Walk into a modern era)
Let me tell a world,
Destiny in the world we dominate;
Let me tell future,
Petroleum in Middle East we come to mine.
Before accepting little Bush after the Qi,
Lead us to walk to come into that Middle East,
, Lead us to walk to come into that Middle East.
We
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